Week 17 Dimbs and Seb

I could have told you long ago this week would be a classic,
Paris always has potential – it’s just knowing how to tap it.
Two experts in the matter hailed from the fair city of Leeds,
Were looking for a good time to celebrate finishing their degrees.
The two of them arrived hungry and fairly tired,
But not too knackered to go out as it later transpired.
I took them on my standard tour of sights not far from me,
A lap of impressive sights associated with gay Paree;
Hotel de ville, Notre Dame and of course Gustave’s Eiffel Tower,
They all look fantastic lit up and they can be done within an hour.
Once we’d had some food and they’d unpacked their bags,
We set off to Social Club to see what fun could be had.
Kill the D.J. records night with Chloe and Remote,
Who played minimal beats with which my lethargic feet could cope.
Halfway through the night about 1 maybe 1:30,
I was grabbed by a bouncer in a manner that perturbed me,
But this was no time to be matey or try some cheeky charm,
He was clearly very angry and would not release my arm.
He demanded that I stopped asking for ecstasy,
I could not believe it and thought Beadle was filming me,
But his odd-sized hands were not in sight and this was not a joke,
I explained to the bouncer that I’m not that kind of bloke.
That muic is my only drug-my blood pulsates to its rhythm,
However my dancing is erratic- so the guy can be forgiven.
Later on that night just before I left the club,
Some English kid approached me asking for a-class drugs!!
That night’s sleep was just pure hell as I failed to catch the z’s
The Friday I spent at work I was crying out to rest my head.
But never to be beaten and rarely to be outdone,
That night we headed to Rex club to conintue the fun,
Boys Noize, Agoria and the Modeslektor pair,
Filthy, dirty beats in a famous electro lair.
Agoria- amazing, Modeselektor quite hardcore,
But Boys Noize stopped at nothing and tore up the dancefloor.
This architect of pleasure and maestro on the decks,
Turned music into romance and made love to the Rex.
One amazing night but the best was on its way.
We were in his city so Busy P would surely have his say!
Anyway, who can visit Paris and not sneak in a few old sights?
Even if we turned nocturnal and mostly went out late at night!
We hiked up the Arc de Triomphe in the middle of a storm,
But us Brits, we persevered -that’s staying true to form.
We also visited 'Beauborg’ then settled on the ‘Pont des Arts’,
Where all the social drinkers and the social smokers are.
But Sunday was the big one, a must on the clubbing calendar.
A special Sunday Seine cruise courtesy of Ed Banger.
The turn-out was outrageous, just a list of the big names,
With So_Me, Sebatian, & Gaspard of Justice fame.
Busy P & Mehdi and that other Justice chap,
DSL and Mr Flash also turned up and played some tracks.
Let’s not forget this was held on a dingy little boat,
Whose location was hidden and consequently quite remote.
No more than 300 others experienced this crazy, floating rave,
And the event will prove to be one of the most memorable of all my days!
Monday was just a quiet one, since there was no way that we could match,
Such an amazing night that we were so lucky to catch.
We spent some time at Trocadero and took a long relaxing stroll,
Back through the city centre before exhaustion took its toll.
The boys packed up their stuff and left the following day,
Taking a few extra memories back to the UK,
It took me a while to feel normal, and get back in to my routine,
But those few days were well worth it and still feel like a blurry dream.